jack donaghy: i never sleep on planes -- i don't want to get incepted.
carol: look, liz, we have reasons for doing the things the way that we do them. we say (air quote)half an hour(air quote) to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that $300 and a photo id gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend. god, that's been our inflight movie for months!
carol: can i tell you what i hate about you? you're so stubborn when you think you're right. even when the answer is on the trivial pursuit card!
random female passenger: how are you two dating?! you're too similar!
