recently finished reading a mostly unremarkable long short story (involving some interesting ideas but not doing much with them) that had a small bit of dialogue i liked which happened to be on page 47. strangely mostly resistant to google.

him: "my new year's resolution was not to tell any lies."

her: "my attitude toward new year's resolutions is the same as oscar wilde's."

him: "what did he say about them?"

her: "i don't know if he ever said anything about them, but if he did, i'm sure i agree with it."