the other day in the elevator with my hands full i accidentally bumped the button displayed as my userpic here. it turned a bright red and a recorded voice began reciting statements about the building and elevator location. my face also turned bright red and i reported to the security fellow at the front desk the erroneous alarum.


bythos gave me (a live version of) billy joel's we didn't start the fire. is he not hilarious? tell me he's not hilarious!