cleaning up so well (jones_casey) wrote,
cleaning up so well
jones_casey

two left feet? not a problem (thanking you in advance for resisting the urge to respond humorously)

Poll #1936664 test drive

do you have two healthy functioning adult human legs and two healthy functioning adult human feet?

yes
5(83.3%)
none of the above
0(0.0%)
some of the above but not all of the above
1(16.7%)
i would like to complain about this poll
0(0.0%)
i would like to complain about the people who have complained about this poll
0(0.0%)
i do not comprehend the english language
0(0.0%)

if you answered yes, to the above, or just feel like answering this question, please state whether, whilst driving a passenger automobile, you primarily use:

one foot to power both the gas and brake pedals
4(66.7%)
one foot for the gas pedal and another foot for the brake pedal
1(16.7%)
your cell phone to contact the appropriate parties to complain about polls such as this one
1(16.7%)

from a subjective perspective are you a good driver?

yes
4(66.7%)
no
1(16.7%)
i would like to complain about the bias inherent in the use of the word good
1(16.7%)

from an objective perspective are you a good driver? (please consult your history of accidents, parking mishaps, traffic citations, and formula one grands prix trophies for this response)

yes
5(83.3%)
no
1(16.7%)
i would like complain about the bias inherent in the use of the word objective
0(0.0%)
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