i asked her to recite me a sonnet and she apparently thought she was complying but gave me a poem by yosa buson:
is full of regret.
so then i asked her for a haiku and she gave me this:
don't call me, he says.
he's off on new adventures
roaming in the woods.
and i tried googling it and it doesn't appear anywhere on the interwebs so i'm curious who sourced it.