and i forgive you (of course) for all the times you've skipped past videos i've linked to (i, of all people, couldn't blame you), but this one i think is worth its while. amazingly relevant lyrics below the cut, so as not quite to spoil the video (although i won't be shocked if you're all familiar with the song without refreshing your recollection).
ah, you've been with the professors and they've all liked your looks
with great lawyers and scholars, you have discussed lepers and crooks
you've been through all of f. scott fitzgerald's books
you're very well-read, it's well-known
but something is happening here and you don't know what it is
do you, mr. jones?
you should be made to be carrying at all times a telephone
(this is an alternate lyric from live performances, and wow, how prescient!)
'cause something is happening and you don't know what it is
do you, mr. jones?
