March 16th, 2011

we owl float on owl right

behind all things are reasons. reasons can even explain the absurd.

oscar winner tracy jordan: cornell commencement address?? sorry, but tracy jordan doesn't do safety schools!

jack donaghy: i never sleep on planes -- i don't want to get incepted.

carol: look, liz, we have reasons for doing the things the way that we do them. we say (air quote)half an hour(air quote) to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that $300 and a photo id gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend. god, that's been our inflight movie for months!

carol: can i tell you what i hate about you? you're so stubborn when you think you're right. even when the answer is on the trivial pursuit card!

random female passenger: how are you two dating?! you're too similar!
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