October 1st, 2013

bat van gogh

two left feet? not a problem (thanking you in advance for resisting the urge to respond humorously)

Poll #1936664 test drive

do you have two healthy functioning adult human legs and two healthy functioning adult human feet?

yes
5(83.3%)
none of the above
0(0.0%)
some of the above but not all of the above
1(16.7%)
i would like to complain about this poll
0(0.0%)
i would like to complain about the people who have complained about this poll
0(0.0%)
i do not comprehend the english language
0(0.0%)

if you answered yes, to the above, or just feel like answering this question, please state whether, whilst driving a passenger automobile, you primarily use:

one foot to power both the gas and brake pedals
4(66.7%)
one foot for the gas pedal and another foot for the brake pedal
1(16.7%)
your cell phone to contact the appropriate parties to complain about polls such as this one
1(16.7%)

from a subjective perspective are you a good driver?

yes
4(66.7%)
no
1(16.7%)
i would like to complain about the bias inherent in the use of the word good
1(16.7%)

from an objective perspective are you a good driver? (please consult your history of accidents, parking mishaps, traffic citations, and formula one grands prix trophies for this response)

yes
5(83.3%)
no
1(16.7%)
i would like complain about the bias inherent in the use of the word objective
0(0.0%)
daft as jack

yo ho ho!

pirate 47



my favorite part was early in the game when the crowd was chanting the opposing pitcher's name to taunt him, and he lost his composure and literally dropped the ball and had to walk to where it rolled away and retrieve it. then, seconds later, he figuratively dropped the ball, giving up a home run to russell martin.

on to the real playoffs.