October 27th, 2013

like a very hairy jake gyllenhaal



the other day. true story. and incongruously it appeared on bland white sedan, probably a decade old, a ride for which one would have no conceivable reason to take pride in.

these names

the sports world, but the nfl especially, is a fertile source of the most outlandish names, names that seem to have been crafted by jonathan lethem for one of his stories, rather than gifted to an actual person at birth.

not, the most amusing, perhaps, but today i saw:

foswhitt whittaker.

for a moment i thought it was forest whitaker. no. even better.